Not Quite Qualified: Archive

Here’s the deal. If I see a post on tumblr about something like bullying or sexual abuse or something else of that kind, and it says “If you don’t reblog this, you don’t have a heart” I’m automatically not going to reblog it. Because that’s bullshit. If I’m going to help a cause, I’m going to donate money to a charity or volunteer....

Dec 30th

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Dear uterus, I hate you. So much. Stop this pain right now. I need to sleep. If you do this tomorrow, I swear, I’m going to kill you. Why do you hate me so much that you do this every month? Seriously, why is this necessary?

Dec 30th

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The fact that Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt have made an adorable New Years video doesn’t change the fact that 500 Days of Summer completely destroys me every time I watch it.

Dec 30th

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Spell your name with bands :3

Copeland Acceptance Relient K OK Go Lakes I Can Make a Mess Like Nobody’s Business Northstar Eisley

Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

Dec 29th

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Dec 28th

40,264 notes

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If I started over, I’d do the same again If I started over, I would do the same This is not my swan song or adieu, so beware When they fly my white flag in the air I’ll shoot it down I’ll shoot it down With arrows

Dec 28th

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Anonymous asked: Has anyone tried going in the pooper

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: Ever thought of doing landing strip?

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: shaven or no?

Dec 28th

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Anonymous asked: Last time you had sex?

Dec 28th

Anonymous asked: Favorite sexual position?

Dec 28th

Okay, tmi tuesday.

It’s the last one of 2011. I’d appreciate actual questions. Yeahhhhh. Go go go.

Dec 28th

At least half of my iTunes library reminds me of...

Fuck that.

Dec 28th

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Dec 27th

i've given up on making my top 10 albums of 2011...

it will be a top 15! Ha! there! i win! edit - maybe even a top 20. meh. this is so difficult.

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Reblog if 2011 was a hard year for you.

Dec 27th

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That awkward moment when you fall in love with a...

I MISS YOU, $7000 JACKET. I MISS YOUUUUU.

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Rangers game tonight.

Yeahhhhhhh. Hockeyyyyy!!!

Dec 26th

having a moral dilemma

because i bought boots that are Ugg brand. but they don’t really look like Uggs. they look so much better. but i don’t really know if i should be ashamed or not.

Dec 26th

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